Thursday, November 4, 2010

Survivor Nicaragua: A Moronic Episode

Chase. Moron. Marty. Moron. NaOnka. Moron. Alina. (I love Alina but as they say) Moron. Purple Kelly? She looks moronic. Not to mention everyone who voted against Alina. Moron. That leaves Jane (who I also love) who has a deep-seethed hatred for Marty and who was just not contented of winning the immunity necklace that she had to beat the guy's ass. Moron (well, kind of).

Chase. Whoever told this guy he had a bit of a brain simply had a huge crush on Mr. Pretty-Face-With-A-Well-Toned-Body. I bet this dumbass is going to get some more groupies after the show because he just lost his dad. Go ahead and mourn dude. This is Survivor though and just in case you do not know yet, you use that organ up in your head (oh no, not the eyes) and you keep your mouth shut especially to people who are not in your alliance. What was he thinking when he went up to Dan just to tell him who they were voting for? If it has not been obvious yet, Dan and Marty are the only older guys remaining and it looks to me that they are talking a lot so that muscled guy who has a gray pair of boxers that is longer than his shorts should have been more observant. I think I have guessed why the producers are putting a lot of effort to tell the audience that southern boy Chase has just lost his dad and is still grieving. He is just a dimwit and nothing else.

NaOnka, NaOnka, NaOnka. After seeing her make a living hell out of Kelly B's leg, stealing the tribe's stock of food did not come as a surprise. What was so stupid about it was why stole a jar of flour in broad daylight when your tribemates are gathered together just a meter a way. And she did not stop there. She went back for a pan and a boatload of fruits. It was a far cry from what the great Russell Hantz pulled off during the last two seasons. There was just one thing that NaOnka did that I liked. Inviting Alina for the secret feast and her not putting the blame on Alina. Although she has mentioned that this was a strategy to gain Alina's trust for the jury's vote, you can't win with a single vote. Piss your allies off and gain an enemy's trust? That's crap. I believe that amidst everything, Nay still has a heart even though I don't know how small.

Marty. Sash was right: Marty was just digging a deeper hole for himself. When you know your head is on the chopping block, you don't go ranting to people that they won't keep their promise. An act of desperation you might say, but an act of a moron definitely. What do you know? It worked. And then come tribal council, Marty just left it all off for Jane. What bothered me was when he said that Jane's greatest mistake was within 30 minutes into the game, Jane allied herself to the three weakest players. I can think of Holly, Jimmy Johnson and who's the third? Wendy? Even so, maybe Marty has forgotten that he is allied to the second lamest player of all time (I think Chet from Micronesia was the lamest ever). Doesn't the game start right on the first second of the first minute of the first day you landed on the beach? Is it against the rules of Survivor to make an alliance within the first hour of the game? What was more of a mistake? Getting weak allies or handing out the idol?

Alina. You could have been such a good player if only you had the numbers. And you don't tell anyone of a plan when you're not sure they're even with you. I loved it when Alina acted sad when conversing with Fabio. "I thought we got along, too" was just the right moment before tribal council takes the scene.

Jane. I hope you don't let your ego consume you. Marty is not the only player you are going up against. There are other players you need to focus on.

Brenda. Sash should not be running the show. Make a bold move or Sash may take all the credit in the end.

Sash. You may win the title for this season but I hope you won't

Benry. What made you hate Alina? I really want to know more. I thought you were getting along just fine.

Fabio. I can't wait to see more of the ever so frequent Fabio-NaOnka fight.

Holly. I think you should step up. Holly going into the final three may turn out to be the biggest surprise this season.

Dan. Quit.

Purple Kelly. Hi. How are you?